Bavarian Bumblebees

This guy can’t make up his mind about who he likes

For now, I’m going to stay out of it

I’ll just be here for emotional support and talking

I don’t want my heart hurt again

I will be careful because I love myself

I also love my friends and family

They don’t deserve depression and whining

It’s okay that I made bad decisions for myself in the past

But now it’s time to be a rock star

Thank you Jesus (even though I’m a universalist, I’m sure you understand) <3

I love long hair
But I&#8217;m going to try shorter hair
Gimme suggestions 

I love long hair

But I’m going to try shorter hair

Gimme suggestions 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

No longer

ever going to be attracted to Ryan

ever again

this girl posted shots of him at the lake

wearing the same swimming trunks my dad wears

same exact fucking pair

I looked again

and now I notice how similar Ryan’s skin is to my dad’s

fucking gross

time to find someone else to be attracted to

good luck to me

considering I don’t get attracted to people until I know their personality

:(

this can take a while

My mom was depressed so I asked her if it would make her feel better if I took a crap in the middle of the road

She told me the Koran prohibits defecating on a path someone travels

I told her not to push her religion on me

I’m embarrassed of that last post now, but I cant remove it due to sentimental value. Just know that I am normal sometimes. I’m sorry that you follow me and/or read this blog. 

Listening to Primadonna makes me want to rip off my fucking clothes

Oh god

I sprinkled berry powder on the part of the carpet that shows from under my clothes

and I just want to roll everywhere and touch myself and sing and jump into the ocean

swim with the dolphins

have sex in front of the dolphins

eat with the dolphins 

sprinkle sand on butts

yum

everywhere is yum

somebody hug me

I want to bite you <3 <3 <3 

drop your blood on a saltine cracker and eat it

I just want you inside me

Whoa, my nose started running super fast

lol, why?

I was in that dumb moment of

“too horny to sleep, too tired to masturbate”

when I was like

shit, my fucking pills

so I took one five hours late

oh well

Now I’m wide awake because you have to eat and drink with that stuff. I had apple juice and cheddar cheese. Yum. But I am no longer horny. I’m just bored and a little thirsty. So I don’t know. 

I look entirely different in this wig.
Kind of like a horse, lol

I look entirely different in this wig.

Kind of like a horse, lol

I didn&#8217;t really cut my hair off or dye it. But this wig kicks ass.

I didn’t really cut my hair off or dye it. But this wig kicks ass.