Bavarian Bumblebees

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

urhajos:

BioWorkZ

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

LMAO

"it was her right"

australian-horror-storry:

friend: hey i’ll be at your house in 5 minutes i hope you’re ready!

me:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[12dianaprince]

xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon